vernon kay
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LIKE KENOBITY CHEESE, RAMBLING BOB SHALL RETURN from RAMBLINGBOB 1075 days old
I, THE REMARKABLE VERNON KAY AM DELIGHTED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE LOST NARRATOR OF THIS VERY BLOG, RAMBLING BOB, SHALL BE RETURNING IN A MATTER OF DAYS. FOR ...
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I, THE VENERABLE VERNON KAY SHALL ANNOUNCE SOME NEWS OF GREATEST IMPORTANCE VERY SOON WHICH WILL PERK UP THY NIPPLEX LIKE CUT GLASS CRYSTAL. BELIEVE. VK. ...
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Form And Content from RAMBLINGBOB 1104 days old
PEOPLE OFTEN SAY TO ME; "VERNON, YOU ARE AN OTHER EARTHLY TRANSIENT BEING. WHAT FORMS CAN YOU TAKE?" I REPLY THAT AS A LIVING DEMI GOD, I CAN INDEED ...
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GENTLEMAN'S RELISH from RAMBLINGBOB 1105 days old
HMMM, IT APPEARS THAT THE SAND TRIBE OF SMEGMA PORCH HAVE BOB WELL AND TRULY UNDER WRAPS, FOR MYSELF AND MY HUMBLE ASSISTANT, JEREMY KYLE CAN FIND NOT ...
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VERNON KAY LIVES from RAMBLINGBOB 1105 days old
AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW THE GOOD RAMBLER RAMBLING BOB HATH BECOME ENSNARED BY THE DREADED SAND TRIBE OF SMEGMA PORCH. I, VERNON KAY SHALL TAKE OVER ...
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The Esoteric Poetry of Vernon Kay. from RAMBLINGBOB 1166 days old
[ ... ] relative haste. Vernon Kay, the 'masterful' leads the path through the dunes with his powerful sage staff of Rambunction. The going is tough, ...
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Flight From Hell With Jeremy Kyle and Vernon Kay. from RAMBLINGBOB 1169 days old
[ ... ] I gasped. "I AM VERNON KAY" quoth the pulsating shadowed form. The crow heads shrieked a mighty cry and flew back, ripping a new hole into the ...
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Purgatory with The Sand Tribe of Smegma-Porch. from RAMBLINGBOB 1170 days old
[ ... ] did the same to Mr Vernon Kay. He was to publish his remarkable study of irrigation for the third world to a UN delegation when these crows swapped ...
