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The Ascension of Spazmo PT II from RAMBLINGBOB 917 days old
To cut a long story short, I gutted the spectral fucker, saved Connie, drowned the leechman, escaped and jabbed a pencil into the eye of Spawnsmythe ...
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Oh Fuck, it's Spazmo. from RAMBLINGBOB 919 days old
And so he came. Like Billy Ocean professed 'out of my dreams and into my car'. He moved forward like mist. The cave was lit for the briefest of moments, ...
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Ascension Of Spazmo Part I from RAMBLINGBOB 933 days old
[ ... ] It was Spazmo. His face appeared from the well. His eyes were huge. He held aloft a sword of flame and rushed towards me. I fell back into the ...
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Blast from the A.R.S.E Past from RAMBLINGBOB 953 days old
[ ... ] heard the echo of Spazmo's laugh in the distance as the leechy bastard made for me with speed, ready to cover me in his white glory of liquid foam.
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The Terror of The Islets of Langerhans from RAMBLINGBOB 969 days old
The Islets of Langerhans lie in the cold waters of the Pentland Firth North of Thurso. People, though they travel not to that dreary place have remarked ...
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Suture Self from RAMBLINGBOB 996 days old
Last night I had the strangest dream. I stood alone on a weary embankment. The sky was red and grey and streaks of lightening struck forks far in the ...
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The Ex-Exorcism of Agos M Rambling from RAMBLINGBOB 997 days old
I woke up with a sore head and a curiously sore rear and noticed instantly that the devil and Argos had gone. A small green defecation lay sombre and ...
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The Devil's Star Fish from RAMBLINGBOB 1000 days old
[ ... ] you and me SPAZMO!" His eyes turned cerise in rage he drew back Argos' head and let out a primeval roar: "ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH EGO SUM DIABOLUS ...
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You've Got To Fight For Your Right To Farty from RAMBLINGBOB 1003 days old
[ ... ] the shutter burst asunder sending a tide of leaves, rain and used prophylactics into the room. " be SPAZMO" (HIS GRACIOUS) IGNATIOUS JONES IV
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Al-Ken-Dod; The Cave Of Spazmo. from RAMBLINGBOB 1165 days old
Vernon Kay led us successfully to Al-Ken-Dod, the cave of Spazmo the indestructible. A moniker which doesn't exactly send your soul skipping down the ...
