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The Bitter Passage of the Clydoto Part II from RAMBLINGBOB 700 days old
Captain Nevermind swung the Naughty Nun hard a port and we all lurched forward. Rather conveniently Fuk-Mei-Raw landed atop me in a compromising position ...
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Beyond the Gates from RAMBLINGBOB 719 days old
Duckman swung low with a semi circular bounding QUACKKKKK! and I feared that we would be smote into a Jez and Duck souffle against the gates of Lower ...
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Blast from the A.R.S.E Past from RAMBLINGBOB 947 days old
My fingers probed deeply into the slimy crevice. If it hadn't been for my underground A.R.S.E training I would have been dead long ago in the Cave of ...
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The Terror of The Islets of Langerhans from RAMBLINGBOB 963 days old
The Islets of Langerhans lie in the cold waters of the Pentland Firth North of Thurso. People, though they travel not to that dreary place have remarked ...
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In Defence of Old Fat Tits. from RAMBLINGBOB 1008 days old
Judging by the wealth or deprivation of the comments on my last post I see the subject of dead prostitutes is clearly one close to many of your hearts. I ...
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OLD FAT TITS IS DEAD!!! from RAMBLINGBOB 1008 days old
I turned on the television to comfort me in the wake of my demonic mutt smashing his way out of the window and what was on the local news bulletin? Mary ...
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The Twisted and Tragic Love Letter of Angelina Jolie from Arbroath from RAMBLINGBOB 1012 days old
Whilst perusing the local second hand bookshop for a reference book on canine possession (by a devil or spectre) I found a Victorian picture book which ...
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Flight From Hell With Jeremy Kyle and Vernon Kay. from RAMBLINGBOB 1163 days old
The Crows and I spun around Jeremy promptly shat his brown cord kecks. A dark strange headed shadow appeared, ripping fragments from the cuboid. I ...
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Purgatory with The Sand Tribe of Smegma-Porch. from RAMBLINGBOB 1164 days old
The light was fantastic. I stepped out of the Villa doors and into what appeared to me to be a large white cuboid. When I came to after seconds or hours ...
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How To Find The Devil Spazmo? (Like a man wishing to locate a devil named Spazmo.) from RAMBLINGBOB 1165 days old
I wandered lonely as a clown. Daybeak in the desert arrived with all its glorious mystery. My first thoughts turned to my beautiful pets Jasper and ...
