rambling bob
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The Loneliness of The Long Distance Rambler from RAMBLINGBOB 111 days old
As I took to the perilous footways of The Crags of Cuntflipe just recently, I found myself awash with feelings of precise impunity. For too too long ...
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A.R.S.E Rising from RAMBLINGBOB 148 days old
Through the mist and dewy haze, I beheld the most noble of sights. Our organisation, like a moth from some ancient cocoon, stirred and threatened to ...
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Murder Most Foul from RAMBLINGBOB 265 days old
I crept through the darkness -- --a harsh yellow light shone upon a brick wall and I saw his feet run up a steel staircase -- -- a fire exit door swung ...
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The corpse and the creeper from RAMBLINGBOB 351 days old
Light twas my footfall as I chanced a stride over the mushy carcass of Curbishley. I shooed Jasper aside as I clasped my kerchief to my nose and peered ...
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There's a rancid pong in me vestibule... from RAMBLINGBOB 368 days old
That’s right; I said there’s a rancid fucking pong in my vestibule. It’s been there for around sixteen minutes and it is driving me to utter distraction. Unfortunately, ...
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Trek from RAMBLINGBOB 411 days old
Out in the field. Heavy wind. Cow flew past head. Numb extremities. Frozen piss. More soon. RB
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A veritable word on rambling. from RAMBLINGBOB 434 days old
" halfway into the opening of the anus until the hilt. However, back onto the subject of rambling, a veritable pastime which may empower and deflower ...
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Rambling has gone out of fashion? from RAMBLINGBOB 468 days old
Some miscreant smacked my window with a rock at half four this morning. I leapt out of my bed and rushed to the broken frame in time to see the bandit ...
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The Homecoming from RAMBLINGBOB 481 days old
I walked through my old front door for the first time in an age. The door, heavy and unlubed creaked on its hinges and took some mighty thrust to ejaculate ...
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The Horror of the Precumia Monster (Abridged) from RAMBLINGBOB 488 days old
[ ... ] teeth and nineteen eyes and fourteen cocks. I tamed the prick and rode upon his back across the valley to safety. Ha! Rambling Bob returns!
