humour
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The Loneliness of The Long Distance Rambler from RAMBLINGBOB 121 days old
As I took to the perilous footways of The Crags of Cuntflipe just recently, I found myself awash with feelings of precise impunity. For too too long ...
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A.R.S.E Rising from RAMBLINGBOB 158 days old
Through the mist and dewy haze, I beheld the most noble of sights. Our organisation, like a moth from some ancient cocoon, stirred and threatened to ...
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Murder Most Foul from RAMBLINGBOB 275 days old
I crept through the darkness -- --a harsh yellow light shone upon a brick wall and I saw his feet run up a steel staircase -- -- a fire exit door swung ...
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The corpse and the creeper from RAMBLINGBOB 360 days old
Light twas my footfall as I chanced a stride over the mushy carcass of Curbishley. I shooed Jasper aside as I clasped my kerchief to my nose and peered ...
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An upsetting image of fiendish horror from RAMBLINGBOB 371 days old
Unfortunately the stench hitherto mentioned in mine previous oeuvre has now permeated into my bedchamber and has taken on the disgusting odour of much ...
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There's a rancid pong in me vestibule... from RAMBLINGBOB 378 days old
That’s right; I said there’s a rancid fucking pong in my vestibule. It’s been there for around sixteen minutes and it is driving me to utter distraction. Unfortunately, ...
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Trek from RAMBLINGBOB 420 days old
Out in the field. Heavy wind. Cow flew past head. Numb extremities. Frozen piss. More soon. RB
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A veritable word on rambling. from RAMBLINGBOB 444 days old
" halfway into the opening of the anus until the hilt. However, back onto the subject of rambling, a veritable pastime which may empower and deflower ...
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Rambling, A Sure Footing from RAMBLINGBOB 463 days old
I decided after many moon's rest to put the bramble feelers out and test tread upon the idea of reforming the once guilded, Anarchist Ramblers of Scotland ...
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Rambling has gone out of fashion? from RAMBLINGBOB 478 days old
Some miscreant smacked my window with a rock at half four this morning. I leapt out of my bed and rushed to the broken frame in time to see the bandit ...
