death
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Goodbye Rambling Bob from RAMBLINGBOB 796 days old
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It Takes Two to Quango from RAMBLINGBOB 883 days old
The boat lurched forward. The boiling tide had grown strong. Still no sign nor pube from that fishy can opener Gooselane. I held onto both sides like ...
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Death Comes to the boat. from RAMBLINGBOB 887 days old
[ ... ] that death had come finally, and taken my skipper. Soon He would come for me also. I shivered as the red sky darkened and some form of night ...
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Rambling In The Afterlife from RAMBLINGBOB 893 days old
[ ... ] this death business as you are but you don't 'ere me cursing like a- ARG YOU DIRTY NAZI CUNT FUCKING TIT WANK!!!" He'd dropped a charred piece ...
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Dispatch of...Dis Patch. from RAMBLINGBOB 1115 days old
A Young man i murdered outside a church hall last night was dressed as a sea thief or 'Pirate'. For shits I nicked his comedy eye patch. Little did ...
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Pricktionary from RAMBLINGBOB 1131 days old
Today I went down the local library and dicked all the books. ERB. (this involves wiping your flacid man hose across the pages of books)
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EXCLUSIVE: Hear the First (Evil) Rambling Bob Blog For The Blind. from RAMBLINGBOB 1140 days old
Below is the most recent Rambling Bob ('TerrorCosta') published for people with stupid vision. There isn't one for the deaf though. The deaf are pointless. ...
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TerrorCosta from RAMBLINGBOB 1141 days old
Today, I rose bright and early, went down to the town, into the local coffee bean establishment and pissed all over their floor. A greasy youth, calling ...
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Sometimes...A Man Must Drop His Pants and Ramble. from RAMBLINGBOB 1141 days old
I've had a few calls recently from these Rambling plebs. "Hi Bob where you been? Fancy a Ramble this weekend?" Blah de fucking blah. I've killed a ...
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Goodbye Yellow Prick Wode from RAMBLINGBOB 1142 days old
Everyone feels sorry for Old Jock Wode. He has alcohol problems, lives in a shed and begs for money in the precinct. He also has terrible jaundice which ...
