The Adventures of Rambling Bob

Something I Thought I'd Never Say ... From rubychoo in so far so so-so (26 minutes old)

But that was lovely tofu ! Friday is chippy night, and we are spoiled round these parts in that the fish and chip shops are joined at the hip with Chinese takeaways. Firstborn starts getting dr… more

Domestic Bliss From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (4 hours old)

I can't wait until I can do it again. I mean, until I can do it again with Jake, meaning really until HE can do it again with ME. His scar is looking much better (although I'd probably want to t… more

A Fit And Proper Person From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (7 hours old)

The dark forces of football oligarchy are ganging up on little Chester City but it looks like one rule for the minnows, another for the big clubs. The FA have ordered Stephen Vaughan, Chester’s owner … more

A Wee Fly Holiday From nultygoestopartick in nultygoestopartick (9 hours old)

Just before we left Tenerife a wee fly managed to get into the plane I hope it brought it's duffle coat and wellies and it finds a big steaming hot jobbie with a neon sign saying ''Fly's Are Us'' to… more

Back Home From nultygoestopartick in nultygoestopartick (12 hours old)

Well I'm back but not missing my daily swim, there is a puddle round the back the size of Loch Lomond but is fowkin FREEEEEEEEEEZIN but at least the sun is out.… more

One More Push From nultygoestopartick in nultygoestopartick (12 hours old)

Well they fit me yesterday … more

We Got Blinds - new picture From jaketaylor ^Pro in Jake and Sarah (23 hours old)

Dodgy iPhone photo but it gives you an idea of the floor and the blinds... YEY! roll on the rest! obviously ignore the cables- they are yet to be hidden! :) :) … more

Attack Of The Killer Trousers From ianrthorpe in Poets Cornered (1 day old)

Have you ever noticed anything sinister about the trousers old men wear. Attack Of The Killer Trousers… more

Celebrating! From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

I just found out that the notorious clone of Mrs Thatcher, the utterly revolting money-grubber Blair is no longer in contention for the post of European Council president. Perhaps now he will start wo… more

Playing Politics With The Dear Old Queen From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (1 day old)

The Queen’s Speech by convention, wile setting out the government’s programme is not about party politics nor is it supposed to be about a failing government shafting the opposition that will soon rep… more

You can't believe the Telegraph... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

They have this fine picture of a lenticular cloud, here... Underneath, the text says... Sometimes likened to UFOs, lenticular clouds are usually created by gravity waves. No, they are not… more

Busy as a Bee From jaketaylor ^Pro in Jake and Sarah (1 day old)

Well what's been happening recently then? WORKING! All the bloody time - next day off- NEXT Friday that's in 8 bloody days! anyway- the green car has been in to the car hospital and cost me £468… more

Annoying Amazon From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (1 day old)

I find them really useful when I'm selling special Lego sets like Cybermaster. So I was cross today when I had an email from them saying some nonsense about how they were having some sort of Christ… more

The Lesson of Life From nultygoestopartick in nultygoestopartick (2 days old)

How to get to Heaven from Scotland... I was talking to a guy from Glasgow who used to be a primary school teacher and he told me that he tried to give a lesson about the co… more

Are Scientists Baffled ? From rubychoo in so far so so-so (2 days old)

Documentaries would have us believe that scientists live in a world of baffledom ... 'When scientists discovered blah they were baffled' 'Scientists were baffled when blah came to light' 'At … more

Never Mind The Quality Feel The Width From rubychoo in so far so so-so (2 days old)

For the first time in nearly thirty years I got my charcoals out to draw naked humans ... I always loved life-drawing (life-painting was even better) ... the human body is like a Simplicity sewing … more

Another Afghan Fiasco From ianrthorpe in Little Nicky Machiavelli (3 days old)

The government of the NATO allies are talking about an exit strategy to hand over power and security to the corrupt and dydfunctional Afghan government and abandon the diastrous war in Afghanistan. … more

Awkward Family Photos From jaketaylor ^Pro in Jake and Sarah (3 days old)

Just reading the Telegraph and came across this site here this is my favourite priceless… more

The Real Queen's Speech Redux From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (3 days old)

It is well known that every year HM The Queen writes her own speech for the state opening of parliament and that every year The Government goes to great lengths to ensure the draft is lost and Queenie… more

My pussy's hairy days are numbered From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (3 days old)

... as of tonight! Jake bravely persisted with the oral last night after I paid him a fleeting visit following a night out with the girls, but I can tell it will be more fun for both of us once I h… more

A Pretty Maid Must Show 40% To Get Laid. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (3 days old)

I'm an unlikely Daily Mail reader but this link, sent to me by a mate who knows how much Boggart Blog loves pointless research stories, pricked my curiosity. It will take you to an item that claims a … more

Nearly Over From nultygoestopartick in nultygoestopartick (3 days old)

Two days to go till I'm back in sunny Glasgow my friends from Manchester are leaving to morrow so tonight is the last big blow out a pub crawl sounds about right. I have booked again for March till M… more

For Alex and Wendy From nultygoestopartick in nultygoestopartick (3 days old)

The Night Before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed. He papped out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have… more

Merry Christmas Yo Ho Ho From nultygoestopartick in nultygoestopartick (3 days old)

Our friends Wendy and Alex have their family coming out for a week and they are dying to see their grandson Lewie who was born five months ago. Unfortunately they won't see him at Christmas so they… more

Dangers of anonymous sex blogs From Sienna ^Pro in Sienna's Lovers (3 days old)

So - another sex blogger's anonymity bites the dust. What is it with the public's obsession to unmask every last anonymous blogger who happens to have landed a publishing deal? Are people THAT bor… more

It's silly of me, but... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (3 days old)

I just can't seem to stop myself commenting on those idiotic, automatically posted Spam blogs. Update: I had an example link here, but Rampage has heroically deleted the blog. Hurrah!… more

Trains From jaketaylor ^Pro in Jake and Sarah (3 days old)

Taking the train to work whilst the green cars clutch is fixed. Arrive at station very early and find hundreds of people outside. Bollocks. I wait with the milling throngs the. Decide to chance it a… more

President Rimmer Obama From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (4 days old)

Looking around American blogs today I see there is a kerfuffle about President O's deep bow to the Emperor Of Japan. Typically the Politically Correct Thought Police are defending Obama. "What is wron… more

BNP go mad in Essex. From ianrthorpe in Boggartblog (4 days old)

We have just heard from the BNP Annual conference in (ta-ta-tada-ta-taaa) Wigan that BNP leaders will stand in the forthcoming general election as a candidate for BARKING. 'Nuff said? (BBC Ne… more

Moved In From jaketaylor ^Pro in Jake and Sarah (4 days old)

we've been in a few days now and STILL I don't know where the bloody light switches are! at the mo we're just hanging around whilst our floorer finishes the hall and the edges etc. we're stuck in t… more