I woke up with a sore head and a curiously sore rear and noticed instantly that the devil and Argos had gone. A small green defecation lay sombre and smoking near the door to my vestibule.

I was at a loss.

How to find a possessed dog? Do you put posters up? Help me out? Throw me a cunting bone!

I headed down the library to search their titles. I found several interesing how to animal guides including: Teach Your Meercat To Funk, Bluffers Guide to Teaching Sonar to your Falcon and Your Moose can learn CISCO CCNA by C Manson.

I left Phyllius up to his Casio in a bricklayer and made my way wearily homeward. I had a thought I have not had in my life thus far...I give up.