Today saw the first session of the Soup Kitchen Rockateers. I have been promoted to rhythm guitarist.
After a cigarette break and a discussion of musical styles we rocked on with a fifteen minute extended jam of 'My Old Man's A Dustbin Donut'.
After some superb soloing from lead guitarist Jed Rhymington, an ex Stock broker turned bin raking scum, I laid down some backing vocals.
Drummer Mikey Finn is a complete and utter wanker though and spent the full session spitting globulous phlegm onto my soleless hush puppies. The fuck!
I was on cloud nine as I walked home. The rest of the group celebrated by sharing a can of Woodpecker round an oil drum, whereas I'll go home to my luxury flat and pull on my twanger some more until I'm fully gratified.
ERB.
