A Young man i murdered outside a church hall last night was dressed as a sea thief or 'Pirate'. For shits I nicked his comedy eye patch.

Little did I know how swiftly superb a decision this would be. I wore it down the benefit office and got extra cash because of 'gross astigmatism'.

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Evil Bob